this is cooling

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Title: Learning How to Live, epilogue
Rating: PG-13
Category: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama
Genre: Action, Angst, Character Study
Pairing: None.
Warnings: Character Death (canon).
Summary: Ziva has learned how to kill, but she must learn how to live. Ziva POV. Pre-series.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Written for the Ziva as Mossad Operative challenge on NFA, which details Ziva's life before she joined NCIS. COMPLETE.

( I still believe that good can conquer evil and I live that motto everyday as I seek to destroy the evil that does exist in this world. )

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Title: Learning How to Live, ch. 4
Rating: PG-13
Category: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama
Genre: Action, Angst, Character Study
Pairing: None.
Warnings: Character Death (canon).
Summary: Ziva has learned how to kill, but she must learn how to live. Ziva POV. Pre-series.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Written for the Ziva as Mossad Operative challenge on NFA, which details Ziva's life before she joined NCIS. 5 6 chapters total, posted one at a time. (Apparently I can't count.)

( I needed a friend, and right now it looked like Jen would be it. )

Sorry for the delay. Not really existing on Livejournal these days.

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Title: Learning How to Live, ch. 3
Rating: PG-13
Category: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama
Genre: Action, Angst, Character Study
Pairing: None.
Warnings: Character Death (canon).
Summary: Ziva has learned how to kill, but she must learn how to live. Ziva POV. Pre-series.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Written for the Ziva as Mossad Operative challenge on NFA, which details Ziva's life before she joined NCIS. 5 chapters total, posted one at a time.

( It was dangerous, to become so entranced in the lives of the victims, but I could not bring myself to become separated in just this one case. )

Sorry for the delay. I'm slow like that. It's been a crazy week.

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Title: Learning How to Live, ch. 2
Rating: PG-13
Category: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama
Genre: Action, Angst, Character Study
Pairing: None.
Warnings: Character Death (canon).
Summary: Ziva has learned how to kill, but she must learn how to live. Ziva POV. Pre-series.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Written for the Ziva as Mossad Operative challenge on NFA, which details Ziva's life before she joined NCIS. 5 chapters total, posted one at a time.

( Because in order to live, to survive the world, I need to be able to feel - we all do. )

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Title: Learning How to Live, ch. 1
Rating: PG-13
Category: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama
Genre: Action, Angst, Character Study
Pairing: None.
Warnings: Character Death (canon).
Summary: Ziva has learned how to kill, but she must learn how to live. Ziva POV. Pre-series.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Written for the Ziva as Mossad Operative challenge on NFA, which details Ziva's life before she joined NCIS. 5 chapters total, posted one at a time.

( I can only hope what I have done already is enough to keep those innocent bystanders just that - innocent. )

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Title: Learning How to Live, prologue
Rating: PG-13
Category: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama
Genre: Action, Angst, Character Study
Pairing: None.
Warnings: Character Death (canon).
Summary: Ziva has learned how to kill, but she must learn how to live. Ziva POV. Pre-series.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Written for the Ziva as Mossad Operative challenge on NFA, which details Ziva's life before she joined NCIS. 5 chapters total, posted one at a time.

( My name is Ziva David and I am an officer for the Mossad. )

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Title: Keeping It Together, ch. 5
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst
Genre: Het
Pairing: McGee/Ziva
Warnings: Nothing.
Summary: From Cassy's prompt: "Gibbs and Ziva have a fall out while working a case and he refuses to talk to her. A frustrated Ziva seeks out either Ducky or Tim and asks for advice."
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Written for the Chinese Fanfic Exchange for dear Cassy, who deserves anything and everything. And if it helps, she said this was her favorite fic of mine ever. COMPLETE!

( Apparently I shower faster than you. )

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Title: Keeping It Together, ch. 4
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst
Genre: Het
Pairing: McGee/Ziva
Warnings: Nothing.
Summary: From Cassy's prompt: "Gibbs and Ziva have a fall out while working a case and he refuses to talk to her. A frustrated Ziva seeks out either Ducky or Tim and asks for advice."
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Written for the Chinese Fanfic Exchange for dear Cassy, who deserves anything and everything. And if it helps, she said this was her favorite fic of mine ever. 5 chapters total. Will be posted one at a time.

( Do not worry, McGee. I may not be like traditional women, but I know how to show a man a good time. )

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Title: Keeping It Together, ch. 3
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst
Genre: Het
Pairing: McGee/Ziva
Warnings: Nothing.
Summary: From Cassy's prompt: "Gibbs and Ziva have a fall out while working a case and he refuses to talk to her. A frustrated Ziva seeks out either Ducky or Tim and asks for advice."
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Written for the Chinese Fanfic Exchange for dear Cassy, who deserves anything and everything. And if it helps, she said this was her favorite fic of mine ever. 5 chapters total. Will be posted one at a time.

( And while I don't appreciate you breaking into my home, you may as well tell me why you're here. )

Well, I know I'm slow, but there were no comments on the first chapter, and I was freaking busy for the past week.

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Title: Keeping It Together, ch. 2
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst
Genre: Het
Pairing: McGee/Ziva
Warnings: Nothing.
Summary: From Cassy's prompt: "Gibbs and Ziva have a fall out while working a case and he refuses to talk to her. A frustrated Ziva seeks out either Ducky or Tim and asks for advice."
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Written for the Chinese Fanfic Exchange for dear Cassy, who deserves anything and everything. And if it helps, she said this was her favorite fic of mine ever. 5 chapters total. Will be posted one at a time.

( Emotions are careless; they do not know how to handle the types of situations I am put in every day. )

Whoo, another multi-parter! And it's McGiva and Ziva angst! Yay!

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Title: Keeping It Together, ch. 1
Rating: PG-13
Category: Angst
Genre: Het
Pairing: McGee/Ziva
Warnings: Nothing.
Summary: From Cassy's prompt: "Gibbs and Ziva have a fall out while working a case and he refuses to talk to her. A frustrated Ziva seeks out either Ducky or Tim and asks for advice."
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Written for the Chinese Fanfic Exchange for dear Cassy, who deserves anything and everything. And if it helps, she said this was her favorite fic of mine ever. 5 chapters total. Will be posted one at a time.

( She felt frozen. Simply frozen. )

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Title: I Need A Hero
Rating: G
Category: Fluff, Character Study
Genre: Hints at het
Pairing: Hints at a few different Ziva/male pairings.
Warnings: None.
Summary: Ziva needs someone to talk to.
Spoilers: Dead Man Walking.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Written for the Weekly Writing Game, week 13. Pairing was Ziva/Bert, and the prompt was innocent. This is SUPER fluffy. And a drabble.

( Ah, Bert, you are so sweet and innocent. )

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Title: Fencing is Sexy
Rating: G
Category: Humor
Genre: Gen
Pairing: None!
Warnings: None.
Summary: Everyone loves a story from Ducky.
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Just a cute little snippet of life at NCIS, written for Enthusiastic Fish as a Hangman prize.

( I think fencing is very sexy, Ducky. )

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Title: Don't Drink and Wear White Shirts While with McGee and Tony
Pairing: Get ready: McGee/Ziva, Tony/Ziva, Gibbs/Ziva, Tony/McGee, Gibbs/Fornell, Gibbs/Tony, Gibbs/McGee, Tony/Gibbs/McGee, Tony/McGee/Ziva, Gibbs/Tony/McGee/Ziva
Rating: PG-13, for questionable situations, if the pairings haven't already indicated such
Genre: Het, Slash, Mixed
Cat: Crack!fic (what else?)
Spoilers: Technically, this photo from Recoil, though I can most certainly assure you that this is not what happened in the episode. :p
Author's Note: Written for the Give Me Giva . . . Maybe challenge on NFA. The challenge was based around above picture, with the goal to explain what was going on. This is one of my versions. COMPLETE.

( Yes. McGee was as happy as an oyster. )

Yay, last chapter!

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Title: A Little Harmless Revenge, ch. 6
Rating: PG-13
Category: Het
Genre: Crack!Fic, Action, Alternate Universe
Pairing: McGee/Ziva, Palmer/Lee
Warnings: None.
Summary: Grudges are never good . . . especially when the grudge holder knows how to get you good.
Spoilers: None whatsoever.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Written for The Man From N.C.I.S. challenge on NFA, based off The Man From U.N.C.L.E. series - what if NCIS was a spy organization? COMPLETE.

( If you weren't covered in molasses right now, I would kiss you. )

Alright, here's another chapter. One more after this and I can post something I might actually get comments on! Alright! LOL.

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Title: A Little Harmless Revenge, ch. 5
Rating: PG-13
Category: Het
Genre: Crack!Fic, Action, Alternate Universe
Pairing: McGee/Ziva, Palmer/Lee
Warnings: None.
Summary: Grudges are never good . . . especially when the grudge holder knows how to get you good.
Spoilers: None whatsoever.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Written for The Man From N.C.I.S. challenge on NFA, based off The Man From U.N.C.L.E. series - what if NCIS was a spy organization? 6 chapters total. Is complete and will be posted one chapter at a time.

( He's in a vat of molasses, not deaf. )

This fic is REALLY not popular. Which is sad, because it is REALLY funny. Trust me. :p Good thing there are only two more chapters after this to post. :/

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Title: A Little Harmless Revenge, ch. 4
Rating: PG-13
Category: Het
Genre: Crack!Fic, Action, Alternate Universe
Pairing: McGee/Ziva, Palmer/Lee
Warnings: None.
Summary: Grudges are never good . . . especially when the grudge holder knows how to get you good.
Spoilers: None whatsoever.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Written for The Man From N.C.I.S. challenge on NFA, based off The Man From U.N.C.L.E. series - what if NCIS was a spy organization? 6 chapters total. Is complete and will be posted one chapter at a time.

( I know enough about you two's sex life to last me the rest of my life. )

Don't know if anyone's reading this, but I'm gonna keep posting it until it's finished. :/

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Title: A Little Harmless Revenge, ch. 3
Rating: PG-13
Category: Het
Genre: Crack!Fic, Action, Alternate Universe
Pairing: McGee/Ziva, Palmer/Lee
Warnings: None.
Summary: Grudges are never good . . . especially when the grudge holder knows how to get you good.
Spoilers: None whatsoever.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Written for The Man From N.C.I.S. challenge on NFA, based off The Man From U.N.C.L.E. series - what if NCIS was a spy organization? 6 chapters total. Is complete and will be posted one chapter at a time.

( Ducky got fired because he was thinking about having sex with you? )

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Title: A Little Harmless Revenge, ch. 2
Rating: PG-13
Category: Het
Genre: Crack!Fic, Action, Alternate Universe
Pairing: McGee/Ziva, Palmer/Lee
Warnings: None.
Summary: Grudges are never good . . . especially when the grudge holder knows how to get you good.
Spoilers: None whatsoever.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Written for The Man From N.C.I.S. challenge on NFA, based off The Man From U.N.C.L.E. series - what if NCIS was a spy organization? 6 chapters total. Is complete and will be posted one chapter at a time.

( You had me at arouse. Shall we? )

Wow, I just realized I haven't updated this in over 2 months. *blushes* I'm sorry. I've finally finished posting all my stuff to ff.net now, so I'm going to post here. Yes.

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Title: A Little Harmless Revenge
Rating: PG-13
Category: Het
Genre: Crack!Fic, Action, Alternate Universe
Pairing: McGee/Ziva, Palmer/Lee
Warnings: None.
Summary: Grudges are never good . . . especially when the grudge holder knows how to get you good.
Spoilers: None whatsoever.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to DPB, CBS, Paramount, et al. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: Written for The Man From N.C.I.S. challenge on NFA, based off The Man From U.N.C.L.E. series - what if NCIS was a spy organization? 6 chapters total. Is complete and will be posted one chapter at a time.

( Blacklung! Do you read, Blacklung? )